What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:34

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What does K mean in Vietnamese?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…